It Was The Best of Shoes, It Was the Worst of Shoes - Part Two

When I first started looking longingly at Spring shoes, I didn't really intend to divide my efforts between the good, the bad and the ugly. I was simply looking for my faves to share with my small but loyal readership! Yet, my eyes kept straying to a few pairs that...well...did absolutely nothing for me. In fact, the very thought of having them strapped on my feet made me shudder. These were shoes that I found so unattractive that it was entertaining. Consequently, I figured I'd share them with you! Hey - to each their own. If you happen to either lust after or own any of these - more power to you. Fashion is a subjective sport. But to me, I'd rather wander barefoot than subject my feet to these!

1 - Chie Mihara gladiator sandals @ Nordstrom - chunky, clunky and clashy



















2 - Dolce & Gabbana tapestry pumps @ Bluefly - looks like they were made from my Grandma's curtains

















3 - Suede pumps @ Spiegel - so chunky and ungraceful


















4 - Stella McCartney @ Neiman Marcus - made from those hideous plastic bracelets we all made in grade 8


















5 - Spiegel Studded Buckle Pumps - The metal toe plate is sooo feminine


















6 - Fendi Cage Heel Sandals @ Neiman Marcus - Nothing like a chain link heel















7 - Giuseppe Zanotti @ Neiman Marcus - Because I've always wanted a fish carcass on my feet


















8 - Prada "Decolette" pumps @ Bluefly - Drab colour and garish logo plate equals ugly


















9 - Prada @ Bluefly - Looks like an 80's pageant queen threw up on these


















10 - Miu Miu pumps @ Saks Fifth Avenue - A floral flub
















What do you think? Personally, I'd rather walk over hot coals than walk out of my house in these! Hope you've enjoyed the good, the bad and the ugly of Spring shoes (so far!). As I'm sure you'll identify with, I'm always on the hunt for shoes - so I imagine more of my favourites (and least favourites!) will pop up soon!