Crimes of Fashion

The Spring Thaw - Part One

2009-03-22T17:55:00.001-07:00

Last year around this time, I took to this blog to rant about our extremely slow-arriving, Canadian Spring. Our lawn chairs had not yet begun to emerge from their snowy mantles in the backyard, and my hush puppy boots were not about to be replaced by kicky open-toed sandles.

Well, I have to say, this year we've been pretty lucky. So far. I cringe as I write this, knowing I may just be tempting fate (and Mother Nature) just a little too much. For all I know, we'll get the blizzard of the century tomorrow morning. But for now, the above-zero temps and the disney-esque chirping of birds in the morning (let alone the fact that there's actually LIGHT outside when I wake up now!) have gotten me into a Spring frame of mind.

That's right! Bring out the candy-coloured trenches, the Audrey Hepburn capris, and the chiffon camis. Hell, I even went so far as to get a pedi yesterday in anticipation of slipping on open-toed shoes sometime soon!

Now, let me insert a small note of caution into this blatant Spring merriment. As I mentioned, tempting Mother Nature around here at this time of the year is inherently dangerous. As a result, I don't advise anyone to throw themselves full throttle into Spring style. No, just as the Spring thaw is slow and steady, so is the transition into warmer-weather wear.

So here's part one of a series of ways I think we colder-climate ladies can cautiously creep away from our heavier, more structured winter wear to our flirtier, more fluttery flights of fashion fancy.

The first strategy: During the winter, we pair our all-season jackets with button-downs and turtlenecks. Spring is the time to wring the most use out of those jackets by pairing them with lighter, frothier tops - an almost universally flattering look and a great celebration of Spring, especially when it includes a piece with a splash of brilliant colour.

Here are a few combos I've come up with:

Pair this teal Priorities jacket from Bluefly.com with...

...this Vince silk cami from Nordstrom

Or this Adam plus Eve jacket from Bluefly...

...with this Kenneth Cole NY silk tank from Nordstrom

Try this structured navy Classiques Entier piece from Nordstrom...

...with the flowy, delicate floral of this Chelsea Flower cami from Bluefly

How about the rich jewel tone of this Halogen jacket from Nordstrom...

...with the smart abstract floral print of this BCBGMaxAzria top from Nordstrom

This beautiful, bright piece from Nanette Lepore @ Nordstrom...

...with the muted florals of this St. John Collection silk shell from Nordstrom

You could pair the muted tweed of this DKNY blazer from Nordstrom with...

...with this Elie Tahari floral cami from Bluefly

I hope these options have inspired you a bit as we thaw our way slowly out of Winter and into the glory of Spring! Enjoy the crocuses, robins, and boatloads of Easter chocolate!

Back - again!

2009-03-20T14:27:00.000-07:00

Alrighty - so I've been a tad...absent of late. My sincerest apologies. Last time my words were published to this page, I was enormous with child, and annoyed with the ruffly, flowery, CUTESY fashions that seemed to dominate my local maternity clothing stores. Well, here we are. I'm wearing my ever-so-fashionable sweatpants and t-shirt. My beloved son is now just a shade over seven months old, and a total cutey, though a total handful as well!

So, why, you ask, have I decided to revive this blog amid diaper changes, crying fits, play times, and such? Well, today, I turn the august age of 32. Yup, I'm creeping slowly closer to 40. As a result, I've made some resolutions - including reviving my blog. I love fashion and style, and I love writing. It's time to get back into it!

So please, dear reader, bear with me as I delve once more into the blogging world! I hope to post at least once a week on an ongoing basis. Thanks again for your support! And as a little treat, here's a pic of my adorable, hyper, curious, energetic, smart-as-a-whip, cute-as-a-button son!

George Henri Bilodeau:

Great Expectations

2008-05-28T06:12:00.000-07:00

I am expecting. Expecting what, you ask? Well, if you take a look at the prevailing styles in most maternity stores these days, I'm expecting to look like a giant doily or a beached whale in a floral mumu for the next few months.

It's not that I expect to be able to pull off the more svelte and streamlined looks of my pre-pregnancy wardrobe. But it is too much to ask that I be allowed to purchase a blouse that doesn't have one of the following components?

a) a pink or other pastel floral pattern
b) ruffles at hem, collar, sleeves, or in some other hidden spot
c) a cute little ribbon tie in back (the knotted bow can be murder on the back during long flights or while sitting at your desk for hours)
d) pouffy sleeves?

I get it - we're cute mommas-to-be. We're in the flower of our womanhood, positively glowing with feminine charm. But for goodness' sakes, I don't want to look like a dress-up doll while I'm glowing. I want to look like what I am - a professional woman with a simple style - albeit with a fetching belly overhang and swollen ankles. And let's face it, with women chosing to advance their careers prior to starting their families at a greater pace these days, alot of women are in the same boat as me. Further, I don't think I've ever met an expectant mother-to-be who lusts after the cotton-candy-hued, ruffly, flowery numbers that dominate maternity stores these days, even if she isn't a consummate career woman.

I beg of you, maternity wear purveyors, should you happen to stumble on this site and choose to listen to one of your humble customers - focus on simple, classic pieces that are versatile, tailored and comfortable. Sure, I like an occasional flowy flowery camisole with a cute empire waist and a little ribbon tie. But generally I like to pair the flouncy with my wardrobe staples, like a well-cut cardigan in a neutral colour, a pair of dark, boot-cut mat jeans and a simple kitten heel.

For summer, I'd love some simple, 3/4 length sleeve blouses that skim nicely over my bump. Please, I beg of you - no eyelets, no bows, no flounces, no ruffles. No pouffy sleeves. I'd love a simple, A-line skirt in a neutral colour that I can pair with a cami and cardigan or a blazer. The same rules apply. I would kill for some comfy, simple tank dresses or basic wrap dresses for work.

Yet every time I hit the local mall in search of any of these pieces, it seems like the moment I enter the maternity store, I'm inundated with a rainbow of hot pink, pastel yellow and minty green, a virtual garden of floral patterns, and a positive avalanche of ruffles and bows.

Women do change while they're expecting a baby. If anything, they become more beautiful. Yet, why should the styles that fit their personalities and their lives change, beyond an allowance for their baby bumps? We may get "baby brain" while we're pregnant, but it doesn't make me want to throw on a pink shirt with ruffled cap sleeves and a big bow in front and a pair of matching capris. I'm still me (even if I've got another little "me" in my belly right now), and I wish maternity stores would cater to me and to all other expectant moms instead of trying to force us to conform to some weird flowery, ruffly stereotype.

Indie Style

2008-05-25T11:46:00.000-07:00

Trioon halter on Etsy.com

I've spent a few hours on a sojourn of Etsy.com, the haven of independent artists, craftsmen/women, designers and artisans. I was in search of some unique and creative pieces to add colour and spirit to any woman's wardrobe. This post is a shout-out to the designers of Etsy, as well a showcase for some of their lovely pieces. When one pictures the types of clothes that are sold on sites like Etsy, one tends to imagine hippy-dippy patchwork skirts, goth studded corsets and screen-printed tees, and little in between. But as you can see from some of my favourites below, there are truly some talented and creative designers out there, with something for every woman's sense of style. I hope you enjoy!

Sleek, sophisticated knit halter by Eterknity @ Etsy.com

A flirty nautical babydoll by Poppyswickedgarden @ Etsy.com

Another treasure from poppyswickedgarden, an ultra-romantic kimono cardigan @ Etsy.com

A fresh, fitted tie-neck blouse by gracefulelements @ Etsy.com

A splash of Spring sunshine with nectargirl's "sunshiny" halter @ Etsy.com

sumomosuki's contemporary Victorian ruffle tee @ Etsy.com

Silk shantung jumpter by srbdesigns @ Etsy.com

"Afternoon Tea" jacket by pinkroses1220 @ Etsy.com

Another lovely jacket by pinkroses1220 @ Etsy.com

sixgunsally's flirty "just add water" dress @ Etsy.com

Adajewelry's flowy frock @ Etsy.com

A crisp and kicky black and white floral sundress by ananya @ Etsy.com

The perfect little babydoll by sixgunsally @ Etsy.com

KachingDesign's A-line kitty skirt @ Etsy.com

Noticed: U-neck Tops

2008-05-16T12:47:00.000-07:00

Banana Republic silk shell

I'm a particular fan of this cut - a cut that's popping up like dandelions in Spring/Summer blouses. The crisp and classy shape of the neckline frames the face and shoulders and adds definition to otherwise billowy pieces. Here are a few of my favourites:

Vera Wang blouse @ Bluefly

Banana Republic watercolor silk shell

Great Plains "Chloe" crochet neck top @ Nordstrom

Matty M "Venetian Summer" top @ Nordstrom

Elie Tahari georgette blouse @ Bluefly

Subtle metallics from BCBGirls @ Bluefly

Theory "Taira - Pretoria" tank @ Nordstrom

Marc by Marc Jacobs @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Silk tunic from Banana Republic

Style - plane and simple

2008-05-07T03:31:00.000-07:00

Jet Set Barbie from the Fashion Fever Barbie Flickr site

Sorry for the hiatus - I've been quite busy this last few weeks with work and travel for purposes thereof...hence the subject of this post - the style of air travel, or lack thereof.

Okay, most of you have flown before. Don't worry, I'm not about to dictate that you have to get dressed up a la America's Next Top Model in seven inch heels, fishnets, forties-style frocks and cute little hats to board your next flight to Tacoma. As much as we'd all like to look like part of the jet set when we step on and off the plane, I have little doubt that sitting in those seats for five hours in a get-up like that would be the aerial equivalent of Chinese water torture.

BUT - I think there is a way to find a happy middle ground (or cruising altitude, in this case) between comfort and style. I've seen both ends of this continuum on the many flights I've taken lately. The first are those who take their comfort a little too seriously - ie. the level of sartorial comfort people really shouldn't even step out of the house with to take out the garbage. You know what I'm talking about - ripped sweats, scuffed crocs, hair a bird's nest hastily assembled on top of the head. Yes, there are even those folks who refuse to let the red-eye get the better of them, showing up for their flights in their full pj regalia.

Alternately, there are the would-be jet-setters. Tottering down the ramp in skinny snakeskin heels, painted-on jeans, and tight leather jackets - they exude confidence - just as they'll excuse discomfort an hour into their overseas flight.

SO - what's the happy medium? Here are a few tips for staying relatively fresh and fabulous 35 000 feet in the air (and beyond).

Style and comfort aren't mutually exclusive.

Whether you're heading to a business meeting or a tropical holiday, there are options that will keep you looking stylish and feeling fine. Choose dark, tailored jeans with some stretch to them; or slacks that fit you well but don't hug your curves too closely. This is a personal thing - but I also tend to go for darker colours when I fly, because you never know when you're going to end up in an unfortunate situation like a flight attendant chucking a glass of juice on you during bad turbulence (it's happened to me!), and changing clothes in the airplane bathroom isn't always possible or desirable. If you're heading to a business engagement, I suggest a pant suit over a skirt - skirts tend to ride up during extended sitting sessions, and planes can get quite chilly. If you're insistent about wearing something more lady-like, try a tailored yet flowy dress in a solid colour and a comfy fabric like jersey or cotton.

Choose wrinkle-resistant fabrics when at all possible - your linen suit may look crisp as you pass through the gate, but by the time you come out on the other end, you'll look like a sharpei dog.

Don't wear anything too constricting, flesh-baring, or complicated. Try to avoid tops that tie in the back, because the last thing you'll want on a five-hour flight is something pressing into your back.

Dress in layers - maybe a simple fitted tee and a sleek hooded jacket - in fabrics that move and breathe. Though planes tend to get chilly in the air, it's always good to have a contingency plan if it happens to get uncharacteristically warm - I've spent some uncomfortable hours sweating in heavy sweater and boots - on overheated planes delayed on the tarmac due to the raging snowstorm outside. Not fun.

In terms of shoes - I generally go for comfort with sleek sneaks or flats. As for other accessories, I haul a big leather tote on board as my carry-on, full of travel necessities like lipgloss, brush, compact, deoderant and any other little things you can use to freshen up as you come in for a landing, especially after a loooong flight.

So, just a few tips to help you be both style and travel savvy. I'm flying again tomorrow, so hopefully I'll practice what I preach and have a comfy yet classy flight!

My Favourite Spring Colours - Part Three

2008-04-21T17:50:00.000-07:00

Feeling the Blues

Old Navy Chainlink Jelly Sandals

Each season seems to have a shade of blue that's particularly evocative of its charms. Winter's icy pale blue, Summer's rich sky blue... To me, these pieces sing the Spring blues by evoking images of robin's eggs, forget-me-nots, and popsicles.

Design History @ Bluefly

Rock and Republic halter from Saks Fifth Avenue

French Twist top @ Nordstrom

Banana Republic sheath dress

JCrew "Sophia" dress

Vera Wang dress @ Bluefly

Yoana Baraschi @ Bluefly

Helene Berman jacket @ Nordstrom

Christian Louboutin "Un Voilier" flats @ Bluefly

Old Navy canvas skimmers

Maxx New York "Thompson" Bag @ Nordstrom

Vera Bradley headband from Itsagirlthing @ Etsy.com

Cara headband @ Nordstrom

JCrew enamelled tile necklace

My Favourite Spring Colours - Part Two

2008-04-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

It's Easy Being Green

Green is symbolic of new life and new growth - as such, it's a perfect fit for Spring - especially in a vibrant, lush shade the colour of new leaves. To really revive your wardrobe, try out some of the following pieces:

T-Bag halter @ Saks Fifth Avenue

"Emily" halter @ Delia's

Robert Rodriguez bow tie halter @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Tucker by Gaby Basora blouse @ Nordstrom

Banana Republic sweater jacket

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Banana Republic A-line Skirt

Banana Republic Sweater Dress

Delia's "Natalia" Knit Dress

Tibi "Lily Pad" Dress @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Old Navy Print Halter Dress

JCrew Silk Taffeta Halter Dress

Banana Republic "Sapphire" Espadrille Wedge

Printed Satin Flats @ Old Navy

Botkier "Nomad" Satchel @ Neiman Marcus

Headtie by jpleasant @ Etsy.com

Glass and Paper Pendant by aPassionForFashion @ Etsy.com

My Favourite Spring Colours - Part One

2008-04-10T15:01:00.001-07:00

Karen Kane pleated skirt @ Nordstrom

Sartorial Sunshine

Nothing epitomizes Spring splendour like that particular sunny shade of yellow - and boy is it big this season! From slingbacks to skirts to shades, splash some of this brilliant hue across your wardrobe to wake up to the delights of Spring, like a daffodil unfolding!

Karen Zambos Vintage Couture @ Nordstrom

Nanette Lepore @ Saks Fifth Avenue

JCrew valencia print cardigan

JCrew Mariposa Lily Cardigan

JCrew Corinne sweater jacket

Milly skirt @ Saks Fifth Avenue

JCrew Scooter mini

Julie Haus "peyton" dress @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Banana Republic silk square print dress

Kenneth Cole New York "aim to pleats" hobo bag @ Nordstrom

B. Madowsky "Eden" satchel @ Nordstrom

JCrew "Cleo" t-straps

Dabby Reid Ltd. necklace @ Nordstrom

My advice to you to add some Spring cheer to your wardrobe? Throw on some sartorial sunshine and go for yellow!

Aubergine...

2008-04-03T17:33:00.000-07:00

We've all got a few lurking in our offices or on our blocks. I'm talking about the women whose coiffures bear unlikely hues not generally found in nature. (Or if they ARE found in nature, they're generally found on certain vegetables, see above.)

This has always perturbed me a little, as there seems to be a disproportionately high number of women in my office wandering around with hair that strange, dark, purplish-red shade that could never, ever sprout naturally from someone's scalp. Why, oh why, do women succumb to the strange desire to tint their heads with colours like this? I have no problem with dyeing and highlighting, so long as the effects they produce are in the realm of natural and the tones are complementary to the wearer. I'm sorry, but I have yet to meet a woman for whom eggplant is a complementary shade.

Here are some other common hair colour faux-pas that I spot on a daily basis:

1 - Fire engine red: there are some women who can pull this shade off beautifully - generally those with beautiful, pale skin. I have a friend who exemplifies the best in fiery red hair "from a bottle" - it looks more gorgeous and natural on her than her natural shade. Yet, there are SO MANY other women who go through some form of mid-life crises and decide that the fountain of youth or the key to beauty is found in a box of carrot-red hair. I have at times been guilty of this myself. Not so good. The effect can be incongruous at best; disastrous at worst if the offending party doesn't have the colouring to pull off the shade. And if you're going to go for it, you need to realize that it needs lots of maintenance, preferably from a professional. Red is notoriously difficult to keep up, and when it starts fading, it tends to look patchy and generally gross.

2 - Rainbow highlights: I understand that the combination of highlights and lowlights, when done well, can really add dimension and texture to a woman's hair. The problem is, I tend to see examples of this done poorly far more often than I see it done well. There seems to be an epidemic of harshly-striped, multi-hued hair in my office building. This looks particularly harsh on women with dark hair who show up with spikes of stark blonde, red, copper, etc. scattered across their heads. Not pretty. Harsh. If you want to do the multi-hued thing, go all the way and do rocker highlights in an unconventional colours like blue and green, because that almost looks more reasonable to me than these hideous highlights and lowlights (Definitely lowlights).

3 - The Root of the Problem: It seems the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, or in this case blonder, or more brunette. Look - if you're going to make a drastic change to the shade of your locks, make sure you can dedicate the time, effort, and cash to upkeeping it, because there's nothing more off-putting than seeing a bleach blonde with inch-long chestnut roots, or vice versa. I hate to say this, but in this case, the worst offenders tend to be those more mature women with silver or white hair. Generally, I think that greying naturally is far more foxy than covering up with another shade, but if you take the leap and decide to cover up, please ensure that you can keep it up. There is something terribly unappealing about a woman with dark hair and shocking white roots.

And so, gentle reader, I urge you to think before you tint. Consult a specialist and have your colour done professionally, if you can afford it. Learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of thousands of other women, and your mane will turn out to be the main event instead of having mane-tenance problems.

Spring trend - Ladylike Lace and Ruffles

2008-03-29T16:30:00.000-07:00

That's right, lace and ruffles are back in a big way this Spring - and you don't have to look like a five-year old at a birthday party or a stodgy Victorian lady when you sport these thoroughly modern yet romantic pieces!

Robert Rodriguez @ Bluefly

Alvin Valley @ Bluefly

Nanette Lepore @ Bluefly

Yaya Aflalo @ Bluefly

Michael Simon @ Nordstrom

Catherine Malandrino @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Joie ruffled tank @ Bluefly

Juicy Couture @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Pixie Hopkins ruffle front blouse @ Nordstrom

BCBG Max Azria @ Nordstrom

Yaya Aflalo "Compte" jacket @ Bluefly

Robert Rodriguez eyelet skirt @ Nordstrom

Yoana Baraschi @ Bluefly

Fashion World, Forgive Me, for I have Sinned...

2008-03-26T05:23:00.000-07:00

For some reason, I've been thinking a lot about this lately. Probably because I have nothing else to do on the over-crowded city bus than to stare at how other folks accessorize. What, you ask, have I been contemplating so thoroughly?

Coach "Hamptons" signature small hobo bag

The cache of the designer bag. I don't get it.

There, I've said it. The fashion gods will now descend from on-high and smite me with the razor-sharp heel of a four-inch Jimmy Choo stiletto. Okay, perhaps that was a tad over-dramatic.

So here's the thing: Every day, I see women from the ages of 12 to 75 schlepping their things around in monogrammed Louis Vuitton totes; badly-faked Chanel shoulder bags; and the exalted (gasp!) Coach clutch. Every now and then, I can appreciate the aesthetics of these things, though generally I am not one for carrying around a piece that's one big loud ad for its designer. And that's the thing. These bags seem to exist solely to shout "Hey! Look at me! I have had the honour of spending exorbitant amounts of cash on a bag that gives me the privilege of carrying around something attached to this designer's name!"

In some cases, I can understand the excitement, because occasionally a piece really is exquisite, and beautifully well made. But the thing is, in most cases (at least on the bus on which I ride daily) the pieces I'm talking about are simple and underwhelming - a solid black clutch, for example, or a boring monogrammed tote that every second woman on the bus seems to be carrying. So what are you paying for? The quality? Okay, so maybe Louis Vuitton only uses the finest stitching and the most resilient of fabrication techniques, but let's face it - a woman will get sick of her bag and spring for another one long before the seams start to come undone on one of these babies - and I'm guessing that the woman who springs for a designer bag is much more label and season-conscious than her no-name loving counterparts, switching up her bags much more often - so what's the point of putting down the price of some small developing island nations on a purse that will be briefly shown off and then banished to the depths of the closet? I contend that I can find a no-name purse that will work perfectly well for as long as I need it (or until I get tired of it : p); and will more aptly express my unique personality, for a fraction of the price that women pay for these designer treasures.

This all stems from a silly conversation that my co-workers and I had awhile back, now that I think about it. A group of young, fashion-forward ladies was gathered around my colleague's desk, fawning over her recently acquired Coach clutch (a tiny rectangle of nondescript black leather). I just couldn't understand. They turned on me then, eyeing my bright, turquoise faux-leather tote. "That's nice! Where did you get it?" Someone asked, clearly waiting for some name-dropping. And here's the thing - I was momentarily taken in by the label-mania, and was too embarrassed to admit to my bag's no-name status!

"Um, I forget, I got it a long time ago..."

Well, I love my turquoise bag, and now I'm here to stand up for it. I don't need a designer bag to express myself, because I'm about individuality, colour, creativity and my own personal style (at a reasonable price!). I won't have these things dictated to me by a designer, or stamped on my fashion soul with a cute little monogram.

March winds, April showers...

2008-03-23T03:14:00.000-07:00

Help Bring May FLOWERS!

This Spring, one of the prettiest trends I've noticed combines the statement-making boldness of big, graphic patterns with the femininity of flowers. Larger-than-life blooms are popping up on skirts, dresses and tops much faster than any real flowers are arriving here in the frozen North!
Because these pieces pack such a statement, they're best worn with simple, neutral complementing garments. Throw on one of these pieces, and you'll feel like Spring really is blossoming:

Tibi Pampleone @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Joie floral tunic @ Neiman Marcus

Theory "Fialda" top @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Tibi tunic @ Neiman Marcus

Marc by Marc Jacobs @ Nordstrom

Michael by Michael Kors @ Nordstrom

Milly "Newport" shift @ Neiman Marcus

Phoebe Couture sheath dress @ Neiman Marcus

Tibi "Lily Pad" dress @ Saks Fifth Avenue

"Campo de fiore" sweater dress @ JCrew

Classic, Modern Floral Blouses

2008-03-21T13:24:00.000-07:00

When you think about floral blouses, certain images tend to pop into your head:

1) The epitome of bohemian hippie chic, all embroidery and flowing, gauzy fabric OR
2) Your local librarian's granny blouse - starched, staid and high-necked

However, this Spring, floral blouses can be both classic and modern. Scroll on to check out some of my favourites.

Alvin Valley @ Bluefly

Cake Couture @ Bluefly

JCrew blouse

Jak and Rae @ Bluefly

Karanina @ Bluefly

Mac and Jac wildflower blouse

Sanctuary Clothing @ Dillards

Banana Republic blouse

Generra tunic @ Bluefly

Gap short-sleeve floral blouse

Signs of Spring

2008-03-20T03:07:00.000-07:00

Well, it seems that the six-foot high snowbank in front of our house stubbornly refuses to trickle away before the official first day of Spring (today!). Sigh. As a consolation, here are a few beautiful, delicate pieces that, to me, herald that first heady moment of Spring when life returns.

Honeybee willow bangle @ Etsy.com

Entwined willow necklace by Honeybee @ Etsy.com

Vine and willow necklace by Honeybee @ Etsy.com

Under the needle for beauty's sake

2008-03-19T05:02:00.000-07:00

photo from the Honolulu Adviser

No, I'm not talking about botox or any other insidious anti-aging serums that thirty-something starlets head to Switzerland to partake of. I'm talking about something I'd never really encountered before an acquaintance of mine starting rubbing her dark, well-groomed eyebrows vigorously as we were chatting over coffee.

"I've got to get them done again soon..." she muttered.
"What? Your nails?" I asked, all innocence.
"No, these." She pointed to her arched brows.
"What, you need to get them plucked? Waxed? Threaded?" I ventured.
"No. Tattooed."

Huh. Now, I've heard distant tales of women going under the tattooist's needle to permanently imprint their favourite cosmetic embellishments onto their faces...but I'd never actually seen the evidence in person. My friend's eyebrows were quite nice, and perfectly arched - but then again, she has black hair, and the dark brows matched her look. She used to be a blonde, and heaven knows what she'll do should she ever decide to go back.

This is my key point of contention with the whole idea. You can't go back. At least, you can't go back without an enormous amount of pain, effort, and cash. Imagine - there you are, in the height of the eighties, rockin' out your electric blue liquid liner and the streaks of bubble-gum blush across your cheekbones. "Hey," you think to yourself, admiring your own genius, "why don't I spend an hour getting semi-permanent ink shot under my skin by tiny, jabbing needles so I never need to spend an hour getting ready in the morning again?"

Weeelllll...as the eighties gave way to the nineties, and the new millenium took wing, I'm sure that in retrospect that flash of brilliance has faded - just as (hopefully), the permanent blue liner and shocking pink blush has.

Being stuck in the past isn't the only adverse effect of permanent makeup. A recent study in the New England Journal of Medicine (Straetemans & Marmur, 2007) discovered that a number of women were experiencing negative medical reactions to these treatments - suffering allergic reactions, infections, and developing lumpy, bumpy keloid scars.

Now, here's another thing: as much as it would be nice to roll out of bed on Monday morning and not have to spend any significant amount of time prettifying, do you really want to roll out of bed every morning with your eyeliner on and your lipstick perfectly applied? Do you want to look the same eating a bowl of cereal in your pj's as you do in your power suit at an interview? Do you want to always be primped to perfection? Imagine going camping, or simply waking up beside your beloved on a lazy Sunday morning - with your inevitable mask of makeup on.

There are some cases where I think the procedure is justified and can produce great results. Some women, for example, don't have the mobility or strength necessary to do their makeup every morning. And frankly, I've seen some impressive inked-on eyebrows in my time, and they almost make me jealous.

But really, is it worth it to go under the needle for most women? Frankly, I'll spend the ten minutes it takes to throw on some blush, gloss and liner in the mornings and skip the ink.

It Was The Best of Shoes, It Was the Worst of Shoes - Part Two

2008-03-14T06:10:00.001-07:00

When I first started looking longingly at Spring shoes, I didn't really intend to divide my efforts between the good, the bad and the ugly. I was simply looking for my faves to share with my small but loyal readership! Yet, my eyes kept straying to a few pairs that...well...did absolutely nothing for me. In fact, the very thought of having them strapped on my feet made me shudder. These were shoes that I found so unattractive that it was entertaining. Consequently, I figured I'd share them with you! Hey - to each their own. If you happen to either lust after or own any of these - more power to you. Fashion is a subjective sport. But to me, I'd rather wander barefoot than subject my feet to these!

1 - Chie Mihara gladiator sandals @ Nordstrom - chunky, clunky and clashy

2 - Dolce & Gabbana tapestry pumps @ Bluefly - looks like they were made from my Grandma's curtains

3 - Suede pumps @ Spiegel - so chunky and ungraceful

4 - Stella McCartney @ Neiman Marcus - made from those hideous plastic bracelets we all made in grade 8

5 - Spiegel Studded Buckle Pumps - The metal toe plate is sooo feminine

6 - Fendi Cage Heel Sandals @ Neiman Marcus - Nothing like a chain link heel

7 - Giuseppe Zanotti @ Neiman Marcus - Because I've always wanted a fish carcass on my feet

8 - Prada "Decolette" pumps @ Bluefly - Drab colour and garish logo plate equals ugly

9 - Prada @ Bluefly - Looks like an 80's pageant queen threw up on these

10 - Miu Miu pumps @ Saks Fifth Avenue - A floral flub

What do you think? Personally, I'd rather walk over hot coals than walk out of my house in these! Hope you've enjoyed the good, the bad and the ugly of Spring shoes (so far!). As I'm sure you'll identify with, I'm always on the hunt for shoes - so I imagine more of my favourites (and least favourites!) will pop up soon!

It Was The Best of Shoes, It Was the Worst of Shoes...

2008-03-14T05:41:00.001-07:00

Something about the impending shift in seasons (really! some day all this snow WILL melt!) has me dreaming of the distant day when I'll be able to strap on peep-toe pumps instead of schlepping on my hideous salt-stained snow boots. As a result, I've been scoping out some Spring shoes on my favourite sites. Here, in a totally random and un-scientific survey of what I've discovered, are my top ten most (and least) favourite Spring shoes (so far!). Enjoy, and dream of the day when you can step out in these without fear of sinking ankle-deep into a slush puddle!

The Favourites

1. Dior "Diorissimo" suede peep toes @ Bluefly - gorgeous details in a neutral hue

2 - N.Y.L.A. "Stephie" pumps @ Bluefly - pretty pleated details in chocolate suede

3 - Bottega Veneta pumps @ Bluefly - contrast stitching adds interest and definition

4 - Cole Haan @ Bluefly - patent leather in a luscious ruby hue

5 - Via Spiga "Opal" pumps @ Nordstrom - a bright kick of colour

6 - Linea Paolo "Sofia" pumps @ Nordstrom - Such pretty, feminine details in a perfect cotton-candy shade

7 - Gucci Mary Janes @ Saks Fifth Avenue - A shade sooo reminiscent of Spring leaves

8 - Theory pumps @ Bluefly - A classic made special by the python texture

9 - Martinez Valero "Whisper" pumps @ Nordstrom - polka dots kick any outfit up a notch

10 - Jeffrey Cambell "Mai" pumps @ Nordstrom - A shade of ocean blue perfect for Spring

I hope you've enjoyed this eye (and foot) candy as much as I have! Coming up - part two: the worst of shoes...

Slap the Cuffs On

2008-03-07T07:39:00.000-08:00

Lee Angel enamel bangles & cuffs @ Neiman Marcus

So...I've been trying to figure out some ways to subversively add some Spring-like life to my relatively sedate winter wardrobe. Spring hasn't really (or remotely) sprung here...snow is still in the forecast for the foreseeable future. As a result, I can't quite carry out the full-on Spring fantasy of floaty frocks and strappy sandals...yet. The answer? Infuse your wardrobe with kicks of colour from some beautiful accessories! There are tons of great, colourful pieces out there this season - from headbands to purses to faaabulous shoes. But these enamel bracelets are what caught my eye today. They add a subtle yet distinct accent to an outfit that's transitioning from Winter to the warmer weather. Enjoy!

Alexis Bittar @ Nordstrom

A lovely sky-coloured cuff @ Ann Taylor Loft

Bold & bright blush @ Banana Republic

Same cuff, different colour @ Banana Republic

Chain link in pretty pastel hues @ Banana Republic

A bold geometric statement from Ben Amun @ Saks Fifth Avenue

A hit of sunshine from Old Navy

Painted leaf bangle @ Urban Outfitters

Tasha Mosaic cuffs @ Nordstrom

Cloisonné bangles from Urban Outfitters

And finally, some more of my absolute favourites - The Lee Angel series @ Neiman Marcus

So when you want to put some Spring into your style, my advice is to slap on the cuffs!

To the owner of these pants...I salute you

2008-03-04T05:43:00.001-08:00

Prada high-waist slacks @ Saks Fifth Avenue

The lovely, pristine, crisp pants portrayed above are undeniably gorgeous and well-made. They also just happen to cost approximately half of my bi-weekly salary. AND, might I add, they're white. I have to admit, I have a strange fascination and admiration for the wearers of white pants. They seem to exist in a separate realm from the rest of us slobs, because on the rare occasion that I encounter a woman bold enough to risk this look, she always looks as lovely, pristine and crisp as the aforementioned slacks. Nary a grass-stain, cat-hair, or coffee splotch to be seen. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??? Yes, I have on occasion ventured forth in a sweater or a blouse in a snowy white hue. Generally, these articles of clothing are marked for death the moment they leave the store and are hung in my closet...and inevitably, an unspeakable disaster involving either a cup of chocolate pudding, a slushy splash from an oncoming car, or a badly-balanced glass of red wine occurs shortly thereafter. And so, I cherish these clothes, and let them lead a short but fulfilling life in my wardrobe. Yet NEVER would I spend half of my bi-weekly salary on them, and even if they were slightly more cost-efficient, NEVER would I buy white pants. There would just be too much of an impending possibility of disaster hovering around me if I dared leave the house sporting snowy-hued slacks.

And so, to the ladies who dare to wear these ticking fashion time-bombs, and who pull it off as effortlessly as their five-inch heels and their perfect, un-chippable manicures, I salute you. And I wonder how in the hell you pull it off. Could you please, please, please lend me some of your fashion mojo?

Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head...

2008-03-01T03:25:00.000-08:00

Totes "Small Wonder" umbrella in polka dots

Well...it seems like the temperature here in the frozen wastelands of Canada may actually creep...*gasp!* above zero this coming week. Of course, visions of skipping through puddles and stopping to admire the raindrops hanging like gems off the tulips and daffodils instantly leapt into my head, though the reality will likely be more like a giant slush-pile.

But come on a hypothetical journey with me, dear reader, to the land of soft, spring rains and puddles...perhaps populated by an adorable family of ducklings. Of course, whenever this lovely climatological fantasy does arrive, you'll need to be properly dressed! In preparation for that time, I've accumulated some of the best rain-wear I could find. Hope you find your perfect puddle-jumping attire!

The Coats

Anyone can shlump through the early spring rains in a monochrome, monotonous khaki trench, hauling their husband's black umbrella and wearing nondescript rubber galoshes. To kick it up a notch when you're trudging through the downpour, infuse your rain-wear with some hot colours, and make sure the cut is complementary to your body. You don't have to look like you're draped in a garbage bag with a head-hole cut out...

Tahari trench @ Nordstrom

Ann Taylor Belted Canvas Trench

Gap back-tab mac jacket

Burberry military style trench @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Burberry trench @ Neiman Marcus

Gallery all-weather trench @ Nordstrom

Gallery belted trench @ Nordstrom

Gallery hooded pleated coat @ Nordstrom

Marc by Marc Jacobs patent slicker @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Hache rain slicker @ Saks Fifth Avenue

JCrew "Gayle" ruffle trench

Ralph Lauren Black Label @ Saks Fifth Avenue

The Boots

Now that you've surely grabbed yourself a pretty raincoat, it's time to accessorize! Although, really, these wellies and galoshes tend to steal the show, so they're a perfect complement to a more muted, neutral trench. Find a pair for your first romantic stroll in a Spring rainshower!

Aquatalia by Marvin K "Wisk" Boots @ Nordstrom

Some prettily printed rainboots from Chooka @ Nordstrom:

Urban Outfitters plaid rainboots

Urban Outfitters Anchors Away rainboots

Kate Spade "Riley" boot @ Nordstrom

A few more pretty Urban Outfitters prints:

So, everyone - infuse some colour and life into your Spring rainy-day wear, and live in anticipation of some precipitation!

I Need Structure in My Life

2008-02-24T13:30:00.001-08:00

Yoana Baraschi silk twill top @ Neiman Marcus

There are lots of ways of adding interest and creativity to an outfit - eye-catching colours; pretty patterns; novel cuts and textures. This season, designers are adding new dimensions to their collections with structural, almost architectural details. Although these pieces can seem a little intimidating at first, go ahead and try them with a simple pair of slacks or jeans - you'll soon feel like adding some structure to your life too!

Aristocrato to be @ Bluefly

ABS Allan Schwartz @ Nordstrom

BCBG Max Azria @ Dillards

BCBG Max Azria @ Saks Fifth Avenue

BCBG Max Azria @ Nordstrom

Marc by Marc Jacobs @ Neiman Marcus

Milly top @ Neiman Marcus

Nanette Lepore @ Neiman Marcus

Ellen Tracy @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Rebecca Taylor chiffon cami @ Saks Fifth Avenue

Robert Rodriguez @ Saks Fifth Avenue

BCBGirls @ Bluefly

Let's Get Graphic

2008-02-20T18:09:00.000-08:00

Byzanine print merino cardi, JCrew

As Winter slowly recedes (verrry slowy in our case...) we all start to dream about putting away our demure winter duds - of packing up our woolly grey skirts and our argyle sweaters in the cedar chest and wishing them adieu while tossing a few mothballs in. As we picture shutting the chest and consigning our long johns and tuques to darkness for at least a few months, we dream of breaking free from the structure and severity of our cold-air wear. Indeed, we practically swoon at the idea of adorning ourselves in an array of lively, splashy, unstructured swirls and spots and stripes of brilliant colour. These bold, graphic patterns seem to call out to us like a herald of new life and light. This seems particularly true this season - designers, shops and magazines alike are featuring a panorama of intense, graphic prints sure to make you forget all about your subtle and structured winter wardrobe for awhile. So...let's get graphic!

Hale Bob tie neck halter @ Nordstrom

Michael Kors @ Nordstrom

French Connection candy confetti tunic @ Nordstrom

Semantiks pleated top @ Nordstrom

Trina Turk tube @ Nordstrom

Classiques Entier mod jacket @ Nordstrom

Kenneth Cole Reaction @ Nordstrom

Paisley button-down mini @ Jcrew

Linea Paolo "Bethie" pump @ Nordstrom

Martinez Valero sandals @ Nordstrom

Sam Edelman "Carmen" flats @ Nordstrom

It's all There in Black and White

2008-02-19T02:58:00.001-08:00

Diane von Furstenburg @ Nordstrom

Seems to me that when the first whispers of Spring start appearing in stores, everything goes technicolour pastel. You go in looking for a t-shirt in brown, and leave with eight in various shades of eggshell, coral, sage and lavender. Not that there's anything wrong with a splash of colour after a long, dark winter. But for me, the real go-to for Spring is black and white. The combination has the advantage of being both crisp and bold AND neutral, acting as a fantastic canvas and counterpoint to splashes and flashes of those bolder Spring colours. Here are a few of my favourite things for Spring:

AdamplusEve by Adam Lippes @ Bluefly

Jill Stuart silk 'Minni' camisole @ Bluefly

AdamplusEve by Adam Lippes @ Bluefly

Chaiken organza halter top @ Bluefly

Michael by Michael Kors silk halter @ Nordstrom

BCBG MaxAzria @ Dillards

French Connection @ Nordstrom

Jones New York @ Dillards

AK Anne Klein @ Nordstrom

L.A.M.B. @ Nordstrom

Karen Kane silk charmeuse top @ Dillards

Karen Kane tunic @ Nordstrom

Lux Lightning Strikes dress @ Urban Outfitters

Yaya Aflalo silk dress @ Bluefly

Tribeca Kenneth Cole peep-toe pumps

BCBGirls peep toes

Sam Edelman "Carmen" silk flat @ Nordstrom

The Check List

2008-02-17T03:45:00.000-08:00

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okaaayyyy!

Yes, that's right, the check is back - from the most delicate of ginghams to the most bohemian of patchworks to that epitome of Canadian style, the lumberjack shirt. I have a bit of reticence endorsing this, given the check's checkered style past. The schoolgirl skirt. The shapeless flannel shirt. And those hideous pants that everyone seemed to wear in the seventies.

Well, my friends, the check has undergone a serious process of refinement and has been instilled with softness, femininity and creativity. With no further ado, I say: Check please!

Seven silk plaid shirt @ Neiman Marcus

Shoshanna embroidered gingham top @ Bluefly

Antonio Melani "Lexa" blouse @ Dillards

Marc by Marc Jacobs top @ Bluefly

Jones New York signature plaid sash shirt @ Dillards

Jones New York belted plaid jacket @ Dillards

JCrew Madras Fiona jacket

Lauren by Ralph Lauren skirt @ Dillards

Marc by Marc Jacobs @ Nordstrom

Lux "Nashville Skyline" dress @ Urban Outfitters

McQ by Alexander McQueen @ Bluefly

Patchwork Madras beach dress @ JCrew

Betty Muller "Frame" peep toe flat

Gingham slingbacks @ Spiegel

Tribeca "piece of cake" shoes

Patchwork headscarf @ Jcrew

Madras San Isidro bag @ Jcrew

Ahhh...Spring. Must be some chirping birds and crocuses somewhere under that four feet of snow...

2008-02-09T03:00:00.001-08:00

Frolicking with Spring Butterflies @ Delia's

It's February, in the deepest, darkest wilds of Canada. Long johns and balaclavas are still the accessories du jour. Cars won't start, toes are prone to frostbite, Winterlude is in full swing in the Nation's capital.

This is not the time to taunt a poor Canadian girl's frozen heart with images of girls frolicking in the Springtime sunshine with birds twittering around them, butterflies forming a rainbow of colour around their heads, or a riotous meadow of wildflowers carpeting their sandal clad feet. Not the time to portray your fashion wares on lithe, tanned women reclining on the decks of yachts and squinting up at the unseen sun. Not the time to showcase floaty, frilly, barely-there sundresses and camis and bermuda shorts.

And yet, you taunt us so! In the store-fronts, on web-pages, in your magazine ads. Apparently, somewhere in their corporate tower, the powers-that-be have decided that there's some enormous marketing potential in torturing women who live in semi-Arctic climates with images of a blissful, sun-soaked Spring and the clothes they would inevitably be wearing should disastrous global warming spontaneously melt five feet of snow and get the crocuses and daffodils growing. I'm sure there's some logic to this anticipatory bombardment of Spring style months before Canada will see temperatures above freezing.

And at times, it's rather frustrating when you get to the mall in the hopes of adding another warm layer to your outfit to save yourself from the minus-44 degree wind chill, only to be confronted with shops carrying nothing but short-shorts and camis and thong sandals. Just saying.

In late March, maybe, or early April, I too like to flip through the pages of magazines and dream a little of donning something that shows a bit more skin than a parka. When the first, tentative tendrils of Spring sunlight start to melt the snowbanks, when exposed skin doesn't turn blue in fifteen seconds. That's when I want to start dreaming of (and buying for!) Spring. Until then, keep the long johns and balaclavas in stock and don't taunt us with images of the unattainable!

Back!

2008-01-22T06:37:00.000-08:00

Hello to my small but loyal group of readers! I was really starting to enjoy working on this blog when all sorts of life happened all at once - office drama; buying and moving into a new house; and various other things have all contributed to the blog getting lost in the daily shuffle.

Well, I'm back and ready to write! Thanks, sorry for the long silence, and hope you keep reading!

Cheers, Jess

The Sum of My Parts...

2007-10-24T06:26:00.001-07:00

I appreciate the valiant efforts of fashion editors who try to dress me in a way that emphasizes the good and hides the not-so-good, really. I think it's a great step forward that the fashion glossies are catering to women of different shapes and sizes instead of making us all try to conform to the standard of willowy models - (whose waists are the diameter of my neck and whose legs are taller than my entire body).

But I have a bit of a bone to pick with those "dress for your body type" features that are frequently splashed across the pages of the mags. You know what I'm talking about - those "if you have a small chest, wear a halter top! If you have a prominent butt, wear straight-leg, flat-front pants! If you have broad shoulders, do this! If you have a tiny head, well..you're just plain out of luck!"

Hey, thanks. Really. I'm all for a little direction when it comes to camouflaging the various peaks and valleys of my body. But there's one little thing - I'm not one-dimensional - I'm a sum of my many, many parts. And let's face it - I have many great parts; but also many not-so-great parts! Seems to me, the editors of Cosmo and Glamour are so used to an airbrushed ideal that they can't quite wrap their heads around a woman who may, say, have a big butt AND a small chest! They focus their fashion fix-it skills on one feature - for example, my not-so-ample bosom - and throw out some great wardrobe ideas to amplify my assets. BUT; and this is a big "but", the skinny halter-tunic they suggest would amplify MY big butt to epic proportions!

Yeah, and in the swimwear section, thanks for the suggestions! So...I should add volume to my chest with ruching and ruffles on a teenie string bikini. I should flatter my not-so-flat belly with a streamlined one-piece. AND, you recommend that I hide my hips with a swingy skirted style. Yup, newsflash! I have all these issues! Being small-chested and short doesn't mean I'm going to be a size 0. If I'm to follow all your directions, my swimsuit would have a serious identity crisis.

So here's my point. It's great that the fashion powers-that-be have started to cater to the reality of women's bodies and women's lives in the pages of their magazines. But they've still got a long way to go. Women of all shapes and sizes are the reality - not women who've got a solitary trait that sets them apart from the unrealistic ideal of supermodels. How about more case studies about real women and how they can dress in style and comfort, instead of addressing one body part at a time; often at the expense of the others? Thank you. My in-need-of-amplifying chest and my in-need-of-hiding butt thank you.

Grey Matters

2007-10-16T18:01:00.000-07:00

Grey is generally treated like a responsible older sister. Solid, solemn, sturdy, always there for you. Never the one that gets asked to the dance, grey stays home and does the homework so you can copy it when you get back from the party.

Well, I'm here to tell you that grey doesn't have to be that way. Yes, it's often an excellent underpinning to an outfit, allowing colourful accessories to take center stage. Yes, it's a great neutral. But grey is also a colour in its own right! Given that grey is playing a major role on catwalks and sidewalks all over the place right now, I thought I'd take a look at some grey pieces that don't fade into the background, that don't play second fiddle to bright accessories.

How can grey really pop as an element of your wardrobe? With interesting cuts and textures; fun details, unusual fabrics and playful patterns! So, grey really does matter this season, but make it matter in a way that really stands out!

Parameter ruffled tank @ Bluefly.com:
Pretty detail and a punch of colour

Rosettes provide an interesting dimention to this
Rebecca Taylor tank @ Bluefly.com

This denim vest from Urban Outfitters would look great
with a crisp white blouse

This Diane von Furstenburg tunic's print is
so soft and romantic, available @ Nordstrom

The pleats and glossy fabric add an interesting
dimension to this Parameter blouse @ Bluefly.com

Interesting textural details on this cropped sweater by
Ichabod, @ Artfulwears.com

A beautifully cut blazer with a hint of metallic
detail by Robert Rodriguez @ Bluefly.com

Amazing eyelet detail on this tunic by Hazel @ Dillards

A mod lantern-sleeve tunic dress by Envi @ Bluefly.com

A classy, cozy version of the Fair Isle sweater by
BCBG Max Azria @ Nordstrom

A modern take on the 1940's pencil dress, Reddressshoppe.com

Imagine how comfy this beautiful jacquard sweater dress is!
Nine West @ Nordstrom

These shoes are works of art! "Jewel" peep toes by
Charles David @ Bluefly.com

A pretty knitted cap by Fadedcharacter @ Etsy.com

A purse with all the bells and whistles (and buckles!) by Hype @ Bluefly.com

A beautiful, original button cuff by Kraplap @ Etsy.com

Stick your neck out...

2007-10-15T17:31:00.000-07:00

Boutiquepinkdesigns @ Etsy.com

And tie on one of these beauties!

Now, everyone's got a great-aunt Mabel, and every Christmas, Mabel inevitably knits scarves for her nearest and dearest. And without fail, dear Auntie Mabel's scarves are long, dragging, droopy, woolly rags that get stuffed into the back of the closet on Boxing Day and pulled out whenever Mabel should happen to descend for a family visit.

These scarves are most definitely NOT Auntie Mabel's, and far from hiding them in the depths of your closet, you'll want to wear them proudly all year 'round! These are Autumn-appropriate scarves, good for taking the chill off and making a colourful statement, though not necessarily warm enough to protect from the frigid blizzards of February! So enjoy them while you can!

"Best friend scarf" by Fringe @ Etsy.com

"Cobblestone" cowl by Nutmegs @ Etsy.com

"Coffeehouse" cowl by Fringe @ Etsy.com

mmmfibre @ Etsy.com

Kthurm felt scarflet @ Etsy.com

"City of London" scarf by Boutiquepinkdesigns @ Etsy.com

"Vine" lariat by Fringe @ Etsy.com

"Sweetheart" scarf by Fringe @ Etsy.com

"Ivy League" scarflet by Crochetgirl @ Etsy.com

Romanticgems floral scarf @ Etsy.com

"Blackcurrant tea" scarflette by Beaky @ Etsy.com

Dressing room or Depressing room?

2007-10-15T15:02:00.000-07:00

I ventured into a store recently, beckoned by a brown silk tunic dress that was gorgeous...at least in theory. By "in theory", I mean that it looked fabulous hanging serenely on the wall of the boutique; and I'm 100% sure that someone with the proportions of a catwalk model would look perfect in it.

Being neither a wall nor a catwalk model, I had my reservations, though the dress definitely compelled me to try it on. After years of trying to pull off styles that were more appropriate for someone with a far different body type, I've learned to wear my clothes, and not to let the clothes wear me. When it came to this little silk dress, I wasn't yet sure who was going to be the wearer and who was going to be the wearee in the relationship!

I pulled the dress down from its roost on the wall, heading towards the nearest store clerk, a bored-looking girl intently studying her chipped manicure.

"I'd like to try this," I said, and she blinked her assent, sweeping past me towards the back of the store.

"Here you go," She said, gesturing towards a change room. I happily locked myself in, shedding shoes, jeans and top and throwing the billowy silk number over my head. After a brief and heroic struggle to get all my limbs through the right holes, I came up for air and breathlessly turned towards the mirror. Only there wasn't one.

Now, there I was, trapped in a small, white room that may as well have been a cell at the nearest prison for the criminally insane. My brain took a moment to register the obvious truth as I smoothed my hands uncertainly over the fabric that floated around my knees...this was one of those places with outside mirrors. Grrr!

I'm sorry, but to me, a changing room should be a private sanctuary, a place to quietly contemplate your potential purchases in front of your very own mirror within your very own four walls. A place where you feel free and perfectly comfortable twisting, turning, bending over, jumping around and otherwise making an idiot of yourself to ensure that the clothes you're wearing experimentally will suit your needs.

I'll never understand the whole outside mirror thing.

So there I was, almost ready to ditch the dress without even seeing it on me...but I bit the bullet and creaked the dressing room door open, stepping uncertainly into the bright lights of the store. I was faced with four things at once:

-the gum-snapping store clerk ready to swoop down on any cast-offs or capitalize on any potential commissions;
-a trio of impossibly tall, willowy teens giving me that head-to-toe contemptuously amused stare that only tall and willowy teens can give;
-a bored looking boyfriend slumped in a chair by the dressing room area;
-and my own reflection.

Now, when I had envisioned myself in the dress, I think that I'd mentally extended my limbs to roughly Nicole Kidman length and width. Yes, there I was, striding confidently down the sidewalk in my new dress and a great pair of stilettos. The tunic dress was so effortlessly sexy, so fluid, so chic.

The tunic dress looked like an upturned potato sack on me! Its A-line hit me at the knee, making me look like some kind of shapeless, demented 5-year old in a party dress. I looked totally moronic, and 5 pairs of eyes were registering the fact at the same time as me. I retreated, red-faced, to my mirror-less cell, throwing off the frock as fast as possible and handing it to the stone-faced clerk before fleeing the store. Oh the public humiliation! I still cringe when I remember that moment...

Now listen to my plea, o ye who are responsible for dressing room design! Please, put the mirrors on the inside of the rooms, to save myself the future embarrassment of public displays of what not to wear; and to save my "public" from the terror of being subjected to such a show!

Here are a few more tips for good dressing room design:

-invest in good lighting. I do not, in any circumstances, wish to be harshly reminded of my body's nooks and crannies by your hideous flourescent lights!

-skinny mirrors. You know what I'm talking about!

-please, get those multi-dimensional mirrors, the ones with three panels so you can see yourself from different angles. What works from the front may not work from the back, after all!

-please make sure the rooms are big enough that I can flail around with various limbs, trying to figure out how to put on a stylistically complex piece or struggling to get out of something too small!

So yeah, that's my dressing room declaration, and I think I'd have a whole legion of women behind me in requesting, at the very least, that they be left in peace and privacy to try on their clothes in the presence of their own personal mirror, out of sight of prying eyes!

Be-Leaf Me

2007-10-13T11:32:00.001-07:00

Leaf tee, Antigenre @ Etsy

As I sit, sipping a cup of tea and watching the bright maple leaves fluttering to the ground in my backyard, I figured I'd do a post as an homage to one of my favourite elements of Fall and one of my favourite design elements on clothing. Be-leaf me, these pieces will leave you wanting more! (oh my god, I'm starting to make worse puns than my husband!!)

BCBG Max Azria dress @ Nordstrom

C & C leaf print tunic, Nordstrom

Classiques Entier @ Nordstrom

Intuitions "etched leaves" skirt - Dillard's

Mac and Jac silk tunic @ Nordstrom

Silk twill shift dress from Maggie London @ Nordstrom

Vera Wang silk chiffon gown @ Bluefly

"Falling leaf" hobo bag by JMacc @ Etsy.com

"Sage leaf" ring by Honeybee @ Etsy.com

Hairpins by Blockpartypress @ Etsy.com

Juicy Couture earrings @ Nordstrom

"Washi leaves" necklace by Littleputbooks @ Etsy.com

Leaf necklace by Chainchainchained @ Etsy.com

Sheila Fajl chandelier earrings @ Nordstrom

Reese Li diaper bag @ Nordstrom

Madisongre embroidered wristlet @ Etsy.com

"Foliage" wristlet by Allysonhill @ Etsy.com

Celebrating Fall Weddings

2007-10-11T13:17:00.000-07:00

Summer is the easiest of wedding seasons - throw on a flowery sundress and a pair of sandals, and you're set. No problemo. But October weddings, celebrated against a backdrop of resplendent foliage, decorative gourds and chrysanthemums, pose a new challenge.

As October approaches middle age and we all start appreciating the value of a good cup of chai latte and a cozy cashmere sweater, the Fall wedding season is swinging into full gear, and this time of the year tends to throw weddings guests for a bit of a loop in terms of their wardrobe choices. Grooms are happily wrapped in their heavy tuxes; Brides shiver in their strapless gowns but are too psyched to notice - but what about the spectators? We don't have the benefit of the heat that stress generates on the wedding party, we don't get to move around that much. We're just there to witness a couple's undying love, and damn, that can get cold at this time of year!

I speak from experience. Our wedding was on September 9, on the cusp between Summer and Fall. The temperature was more Novemberish. Our female guests fell into two categories - those who hadn't let go of summer yet, and who spent the entire outdoor ceremony shivering in their frothy chiffon sundresses and strappy stilettos; and those who had hastily prepared for the occasion by donning parkas, trenchcoats and other garb more suited to a rugged Arctic expedition.

And so, without further ado, here are a few suggestions for attending Fall weddings in comfort and style. It just goes to show you, it's possible to look great AND not freeze your butt off!

You're covered - Season-appropriate dresses

Sometimes it's hard to find dresses that keep you warm without looking frumpy or mumsy. Here are a few that have caught my eye recently:

Donna Rico taffeta shirtdress, Nordstrom

Silk charmeuse from Eliza J, Nordstrom

Max & Cleo matte jersey dress from Dillard's

Steve Madden charmeuse shirtdress, Nordstrom

Each of these dresses provides a touch of extra coverage in a fabric that will keep you a little warmer during those chilly October afternoons. There are a ton of other pretty gowns out there that are totally Autumn-appropriate, but not so covered up. I've been admiring gowns with creative lines and rich, earthy jewel tones, like these:

A silk frock in rich emerald green @ JCrew

Maggie London silk chiffon halter gown @ Nordstrom

BCBG Max Azria @ Bluefly

JCrew "Sarah" dress

These frocks really evoke the feeling of an Autumn celebration, and would be great for dining in a cozy, candle-lit hall or kicking up your heels on the dancefloor. But bare shoulders and legs can mean borderline hypothermia during an outdoor ceremony! The solution? There are a few. Here are some ideas:

A Delicate cardigan

Some people associate cardigans with a frumpy great-aunty who had a predilection for wearing a big old sweater appliqued with cats around the house. Layering has often gotten a bad wrap (forgive the pun!) due to poorly executed bag-lady looks. Well, cardigans can be sexy!
Case in point:

A cozy cover-up from Autumn Cashmere @ Bluefly

A sparkly, party-worthy cardi, BCBG Max Azria @ Bluefly

A poet-sleeved shrug, Chaiken @ Bluefly

An adorable wool cardi from Rebecca Taylor @ Bluefly

Luxurious cashmere with a bejewelled clasp,
Robert Rodriguez @ Bluefly

A pretty knit shrug, Boutiquepinkdesigns, Etsy.com

A Pretty, Romantic Shawl

There's something very sophisticated and romantic about a shawl draped artfully around the shoulders and blowing in the breeze. Shawls and scarves make ideal cover-ups to complete your Autumn wedding look:

Anne Klein gathered wrap @ Nordstrom

A luxe, romantic rosette wrap @ Nordstrom

Sooo cozy yet classic - Magaschoni @ Bluefly

Revisit Your Summer Pieces

A final suggestion? We've all got a few adorable party dresses left over from Summer celebrations that we're loathe to lock away at the back of our closets come September. Why not give these frocks another outing during the Autumn months?

Simply throw on some dramatic, shoulder-grazing earrings, slim-line black pants or opaque tights, and a great pair of stiletto boots, and ta-da! You have a whole new, season-appropriate look!

This kimono dress by Single Dress (available at Nordstrom) would look great with a pair of black pants and some sexy stiletto boots!

Have a fantastic time celebrating any upcoming October nuptuals! I hope that these tips will help you celebrate in warmth, comfort and style!

Mr. Spock, Engage the Tractor Beam! I Have Bags Under My Eyes!

2007-10-06T05:49:00.001-07:00

You know how people keep saying that Science has become the new Religion? Well, I can see what they're saying. Why? Because somewhere along the line, women stopped praying (and sacrificing small furry animals) to various deities to maintain their beauty and youth.

No, now they've started entrusting their wrinkle-free skin and shiny hair to the hands of the big "S" - Science. Don't get me wrong - I know that science and technology have done wonders for us...where would we be without Facebook and Tivo and lasers and those little robot dogs....oh and all those other boring things like life-saving medical interventions and such. Yup. I'm all for Science, and I'm sure that Science has done great things for women's self-esteem and cellulite over the last while.

But when it comes to the infusion of Science into the world of beauty marketing, I think the PR Reps and the Ad agencies have been sniffing a little too much Botox.

Case in point:

The anti-aging treatment that's sweeping Europe now comes to America, without the needle. Mesojection™ Healthy Cell Serum helps prevent free-radical damage that causes lines, wrinkles and discoloration by delivering a customized blend of antioxidants and peptides to the deepest layers of the skin. It rejuvenates skin's surface for younger skin tone, texture, and a renewed vitality and reduces lipid peroxide formulation
(which causes skin to "wither" with age) by 24%.

This is pulled from an ad for Doctor’s Dermatologic Formula Mesojection Health Cell Serum from Sephora.com. If the name of this miracle product isn't enough of a clue, its description is positively pulsing with science-speak.

I'm sorry, but I long for the simplicity of good old Ivory Soap or Noxzema face cream. In the good old days, a typical commercial for Noxzema involved a fresh-faced girl splashing water on her Noxzema'd face and grinning into the camera and telling us how fresh and clean her skin felt now that she'd found Noxzema. And we believed her, because she looked so gosh-darned happy (and clean)!

Apparently, we've become a far more skeptical lot. We don't quite seem to believe that something's good for us unless someone with a white lab-coat and glasses poised on the tip of their nose tells us that, scientifically speaking, the "Dermatologic Formula Mesojection Health Cell Serum" works. Or the "Amatokin Emulsion", for that matter. Klein-Becker USA extolls the futuristic virtues of this product on Sephora.com:

StriVectin-SD® Eye Cream is a multi-action orbital eye area perfector enriched with Striadril, a key compound containing patented pentapeptides that help to significantly improve the appearance of fine lines by aiding the build up of collagen.

A multi-action orbital eye area perfector, you say? Well, as long as it contains patented pentapeptides!

Here's another one of my personal favourites, a good old-fashioned wrinkle cream from the people at Klein-Becker (who must have a laboratory to rival the Centres for Disease Control). Now, here we truly have a scientific break-through in the name of prettiness, Amatokin Emulsion for the face:

A profound advancement in the skin-care sciences, Amatokin™ is the first and only topical compound shown to highlight the expression of stem cell markers in skin. Its functional isolates have been clinically shown to dramatically reduce the appearance of both deep and superficial wrinkles, as well as skin discoloration associated with photo-aging.

STEM CELLS? What, are you kidding me? Okay, maybe there really are lotions and potions that highlight the expression of stem cell markers in skin; but why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this would have absolutely no effect on my crow's feet beyond that offered in a simple bottle of Oil of Olay? And it doesn't stop there! No, stem-cells are just the tip of the molecular iceberg. How about some genetic re-engineering?

Developed by Dr. Daniel B. Yarosh, a molecular biologist with a specialty in gene repair, Remergent is backed by better than twenty years of research and clinical study. Dr. Yarosh, who gained experience as an expert in DNA repair at the National Cancer Institute in Bethesda, Maryland, pioneered the development of a unique molecular delivery system. The patented technology is based on inserting repair enzymes into liposomes (nanometer lipid sacs) which are small, pure and agile enough to deliver payload ingredients at the cellular level.

Okay, this is borderline spooky, and may or may not result in a race of mutated (but really good looking!) zombie women. Yet when a grave-looking dude with a lab-coat taps his pen against his clip-board and spouts some meaningless stats about the efficacy of functional isolates or repair enzymes, we lap it up like a cat with a bowl of cream. Science really has taken on an other-worldy power to persuade us, even if we have no freaking clue what Dr. Panderer, M.D., is going on about in his/her commercials on the Home Shopping Network.

As usual, I'm not quite sure what my point is. Hey, I've got nothing against these products. There's no way I can afford most of their astronomical prices (Hey, highlighting stem-cells isn't cheap!), so for all I know, they work wonders.

I guess I'm just suggesting that we turn a close eye on these products, and try to figure out what it is about Science-y buzzwords and test tubes and syringes and lab coats that attracts us so? Hm...maybe it's time to go back to basics; to embrace simplicity, to go out and buy a jar of Noxzema.

It's Time to Crack Out the PJ Pants!

2007-10-04T16:18:00.001-07:00

Toile PJ Pants @ HipUndies.com

I don't know about you, but I always look forward to Fall. I love the colours, the crispness in the air, the feeling of newness and anticipation that's been programmed into me from years of "first days at school" in early September.

Another reason I love Fall - the comfort that clothes bring to me, a comfort distinctly lacking during the sticky Summer months. You know what I mean - the feel of cashmere wrapped around me; the swish of a long skirt across my calves; the sheer joy of getting home from work, kicking off my boots and throwing on my fleecy pj pants. Ahh...heaven! In honour of the comforts of Fall (and Fall clothes); in honour or curling up on one of the first frosty nights with a cup of tea and a good book, I present to you my "best of pj pants 2007"!

"Counting Sheep" pants @ Anthropologie

Hanami Sleep Pants @ Anthropologie

"Serendipity" PJ Pants @ Anthropologie

"Take it Easy" pants @ Anthropologie

Wendy Glez pj pants @ Bluefly.com

Wendy Glez voile pj pants @ Bluefly.com

Victoria's Secret flannel PJs

Delia's "Victorian" PJ Pants

P.J. Salvage "Neapolitan Flower" PJ Pants @ Amazon.com

"Green Geisha" PJ Pants @ Hipundies.com

An Open Letter to a Store Clerk

2007-10-01T16:01:00.000-07:00

Dear (pause a moment to glance at nametag)....Natasha,

Hello, how are you? You work in a store that I dearly love. Actually no, that's a lie. I love the clothes that are colourfully arrayed within its four walls, but I can't really say that I bear any fondness for the store itself. "Why?" you may ask - after all, your little shop carries the only pair of jeans in existence that makes my butt look kind of JLo'esque, and the luxuriant warmth of your cashmere sweaters is truly heavenly against my skin.

So, what makes me approach the doors of your shop with trepidation, eyeing the entryway as though it were a yawning, fiery gate to hell? Um, well...it's you Natasha. It's you and your attitude.

As I wander into your domain, you glance up from your station at the counter, eyeing me with what can only interpreted as cool disdain, arms crossed in front of your perfect size-2 torso. The corners of your artfully glossed lips turn down just a little, and you flip your carefully highlighted hair back over your shoulder in that universal female sign of displeasure.

I hesitate for a moment, rendered timid by the contemptuous stare that rakes me from head (My roots are an inch long!) to toe (The vestiges of a plum coloured pedicure makes my feet look pretty sad). Yet, buoyed by the prospect of the pretty frocks almost within arm's reach, I press on.

Your frown deepens, your perfectly curled lashes fluttering in distress that I've dared enter your inner sanctum. You gather up enough energy to sigh out a sulky "Hiiii..", then retreat back to the counter, where your equally thin, well-groomed and well-coiffed colleague (who I'll arbitrarily call Eduardo) is folding cashmere sweaters into perfect rectangles.

As I browse the first rack of clothes, you carefully ignore me, laughing at some secret joke you're sharing with Eduardo, whose dark eyes keep flitting back to me. The language of your willowy teenage bodies is reminiscent of that cheerleady High School clique, those girls that made the ridiculing of less cool girls a hobby.

Look. I get it. You're tall and thin and hot and cool, and I'm not. I'm practically ancient compared to you. My hair's frizzy, my eyebrows haven't been waxed since time immemorial. In spite of my positively elderly stature, I'm still prone to break-outs. Though I love fashion, and I love my look, it can't possibly compete with your du moment garb.

Now, here's the thing. You're there, Natasha, to sell the clothes. You may have been wondering why you get a cheque every two weeks for standing around a boutique, looking like an animate mannequin. Well...the sole reason your employers pay you, you see, is to push their wares to consumers. Consumers like me. Consumers only too happy to carry off an arm-load of cashmere sweaters and butt-moulding jeans.

But Natasha, you should really be a conduit to this whole buying experience, not a scary, snarling obstacle. You should be there for me - smiling, ready, willing to help out a poor woman such as myself. A woman not as genetically blessed as you...a woman who could use your expert eye to help locate the styles that work for my body type. Instead of eyeing me sulkily from your station beside Eduardo, you should be ready to leap to my assistance, should I accidentally wedge myself into a pair of too-tight skinny jeans and require an over-sized shoehorn to get out.

I mean, what else is there to do during your 7.5 hour sentence within these store walls? (It seems like a sentence by your obvious displeasure in being here). I mean, other than reliving your high school days (which may have been as recently as an hour ago) by giggling mercilessly at hapless customers struggling to fit into the wrong size of clothes and being misguided enough to think that you would deign to get down off your seemingly lofty high horse and help them.

And so, ask only this of you, Natasha. Think what it is you're paid for, and think what a noble and altruistic role you could play in the lives of other women. You could make so many girls happy by helping them into the right pair of slacks or by suggesting a colour that would really make their eyes pop...you could be solely responsible for raising the confidence and self-esteem of a legion of women. So heed your calling, Natasha...or go work somewhere where a smile and a helpful attitude aren't pre-requisites.

Take a Shot at Dots

2007-09-29T14:02:00.000-07:00

Silk skirt, Banana Republic

"While polka dots are ancient, they first became common on clothing in the late nineteenth century in Britain. At the same time polka music was extremely popular and the name was also applied to the pattern, despite no real connection between them. Some believed that during the First World War the British used polka dots as a place to hide Morse code and other secrets without being noticed." (Wikipedia)

Just a little history lesson on the seemingly humble, yet very influential polka dot. As trends come and go, the spunky spots keep coming back. Thankfully, these playful patterns are making their way back into the fashion spotlight. Some may be a little hesitant to try the full-on glamour of a full-length, monochrome dotted dress, but there are more ways to wear polka dots than there are ways to hate polka music. One of them is bound to hit the spot for you!

Le Tigre shirtdress from Bluefly.com

Silk blouse from Banana Republic

Liz Claiborne dress @ Dillard's

Tufi Duek dress @ Nordstrom

Banana Republic blouse

SugarLips tunic @ Artfulwears.com

Necessary Objects Charmeuse top

Roberto Rodriguez cami @ Bluefly.com

CitizenJane tee @ Etsy.com

Nestlings headband @ Etsy.com

"Autumn Dots" peyote cuff from SandFibres @ Etsy.com

Vintage button earrings from Shaizcar @ Etsy.com

Beverly Feldman "Mesmerize" pumps @ Amazon.com

JLo "Claire" pumps

Lulaballou wristlet @ Etsy.com

The Birds and the Bees and the Flowers and the Trees...

2007-09-27T19:09:00.000-07:00

Just a random post of pretty things I've discovered on Etsy.com...it's been a challenging week at work and most of my brain cells are fratzed, so pretty pictures of pretty things is pretty much all I can handle right now.

Don't worry, I intend to get back into some deeply intellectual analysis of fashion and society on the weekend. Or...I may just post more pretty things! ; )

A delicate necklace takes flight - Bombalurina @ Etsy.com

Honeybees flit across Stevester's silkscreen tee @ Etsy.com

Beaded blossoms abound on this vintage ring from JuliaCatherine @ Etsy.com

A sinuous, stylized tree makes for a stunning pendant from MadisonCraftStudio @ Etsy.com

My Favourite Fall Colours - Part Four

2007-09-25T16:47:00.000-07:00

Perfect Pumpkins

Autumn Earrings by CleverGirl @ Etsy.com

There's something about the brightest and richest shades of orange that is just quintessentially Fall. Mimicking nature' s beautiful, show-off displays at this time of the year is easy with pieces like this:

Cowlneck coat @ Topshop

ABS silk blouse @ Dillard's

NoirOhio Vintage Tunic @ Ebay.com

Banana Republic houndstooth jacket

JCrew toggle cardigan

Twelfth St. by Cynthia Vincent silk dress @ Bluefly.com

Antigua headband, EricaBStudios @ Etsy.com

DizzlePop hair toggles @ Etsy.com

Jasper and sunstone earrings from Opheliax @ Etsy.com

Mango Mango earrings from Anna Sofia Designs

Nutraj necklace from Etsy.com

AutumnStar Designs @ Etsy.com

JCrew headband

LulaBallou wristlet @ Etsy.com

Christian Louboutin tweed pumps @ Bluefly.com

My Favourite Fall Colours - Part Three

2007-09-23T07:58:00.001-07:00

Tantalizing Teals

Beaded Necklace from Beaux Bijoux @ Etsy.com

I love teal for any season. Its deep blue-green hue is cool and contemporary. For Fall, it plays an excellent counterpoint to the season's warm and fiery shades of coral, crimson, chocolate and cinnamon.

Here are some of my favourite things in this vibrant colour:

Banana Republic pleat neck dress

Gibson chiffon top @ Nordstrom

Max and Cleo shirtdress @ Dillard's

Obey tunic @ Urban Outfitters

Banana Republic top

Wool sweater coat from Banana Republic

Vintage hairpin from Lindsay Luu @ Etsy.com

Knitted cuff bracelet from Cipolla @ Etsy.com

Wool earrings from LucysPostcardQuilts @ Etsy.com

Bracelet from mtuent @ Etsy.com

Dragonfly necklace from 1ofmykind @ Etsy.com

Charlotte Ronson leather wedges

Celine leather bag

My Favourite Fall Colours - Part Two

2007-09-22T10:34:00.000-07:00

Pretty Persimmons and Corals

Stephen Dweck coral necklace @ Neiman Marcus

I love the warmth of corals and persimmons for Fall...wrapping up in a sweater in these luscious hues reminds me of the fiery colours of October maples, tempered by a touch of rosy blush, evocative of an Autumn sunset.

Dakota trapeze jacket @ Urban Outfitters

Gianni Bini cashmere sweater @ Dillard's

Fairest Isle sweater @ Anthropologie.com

Yoana Baraschi tunic @ Bluefly.com

Sara Feinberg beaded mesh skirt @ Bluefly.com

Geren Ford dress @ Bluefly.com

Priorities trench @ Bluefly.com

Fall leaves necklace from Gamiworks @ Etsy.com

Coral stackable bracelets from My Little Store @ Etsy.com

KitMit reversible headband @ Etsy.com

Ruffle ankle boots @ Newport News

Kate Spade "Mallie" bag @ Nordstrom

Stephen Dweck earrings @ Neiman Marcus

PS. For those of you who're thinking "what the heck's a persimmon???", see below ; )

My Favourite Fall Colours - Part One

2007-09-22T04:40:00.000-07:00

Plush Plums

Neck Cozy, Knitty Kittie @ Etsy.com

Some of my favourite colours for Fall clothes evoke some of my favourite things about the season. Pumpkin spice lattes at Starbucks; the wild grapes that twine themselves up the trees at my favourite park, the blue of an Autumn sky at dusk. There’s something about the richness of the season that flows naturally into the beautiful, rich hues of this year’s Fall fashions.

Here are a few of my favourite shades for curling up with a cup of tea in front of the fireplace; playing in a pile of fallen leaves; or celebrating Thanksgiving with loved ones, starting with perfect plums:

Design History top @ Bluefly

Spiegel ensemble

Pretty aubergine dress @ Banana Republic

Karen Kane lace top @ Nordstrom

Lux Liquid Tunic @ Urban Outfitters

Old Navy wedges

Design History cashmere dress @ Bluefly.com

Alvin Valley jacket @ Bluefly.com

Naso bootie @ Nine West

Glittery Blue locket @ Etsy.com

JCrew felted wool mini

Pant-ing by Numbers

2007-09-21T04:07:00.000-07:00

Women tend to form irrational emotional bonds to numbers. No, I'm not talking about algebra or astrophysics...I'm talking about those pesky labels that clothing manufacturers so arbitrarily sew into the backs of our pants.

I still remember that terrible, awkward time when my youthful metabolism was starting to grind to a butt-expanding halt. The numbers on those little labels started to creep up towards double digits, causing undue emotional pain and distress when I finally could not stuff myself into the size that had been perfect for me through my long, care-free, cellulite-free adolescent days.

I went through a period of denial, like alot of women. I tried to hold on to that number, by God, I tried. To the point where containing all my bits within the confines of that size of pants was more important that life-giving things like circulation and breathing - oh, and comfort.

But somewhere along the line, I finally came to terms with something. I pulled the next size up off the rack, slapped it on, and stared fixedly at my butt in the dressing room mirror. Wow - my ass looked gooood. And I could breathe...and move freely! If need be, I could even vanquish my enemies with a kung-fu kick to the head. Revelation!

No more pant-ing by the
numbers. The numbers are meaningless. The true meaning lies in the fact that the slacks you've got on do wonders for your figure, skim effortless down your butt and thighs, and leave you feeling great about yourself and ready to bust out some serious karate moves!

Let go of your idealized size and find pants that fit and flatter,
pants that make you look and feel great! 'Nuff said.

This woman needs to let go of the numbers,
and look for pants that fit!

Declaration of (Stylish) Independence

2007-09-19T17:33:00.000-07:00

Here’s my declaration – Indie fashion is fabulous!

There are soooo many talented, creative people out there creating beautiful, unique things for us to wear! I’m sure I haven’t even scratched the surface, either. I’d sacrifice a pair of Manolo patent pumps (if I actually owned a pair) for the chance to drift down the narrow alleyways of Paris, discovering every fashion free-spirit to set up camp, gypsy-like, in some tiny low-rent shop-front, peddling their wardrobe wares.

Unfortunately, that ain’t gonna happen anytime soon. But there are so many independent designers out there to discover! How do those of us who can't quite claim membership in the jet set make such fashion discoveries? The virtual answer to window-shopping, the good old internet. There are tons and tons of beautiful things to be found there, thanks to the inception of sites like E-Bay, Indieshopping.com, and Etsy.com. These sites have truly opened up a world of opportunities for creative fashion free spirits – creators, buyers and sellers alike.

I guarantee, once you start surfing these sites, you'll find something (or, more likely, many things) that sing to your very personal, very individualistic fashion soul. It might be a pair of pumps adorned with tiny skulls and crossbones; hand-knitted leg-warmers with pom-poms; a 40's style sweater sewn from all sorts of vintage bits and pieces... The thing is, for each of our style souls, there seems to be a style soulmate out there on the web, making beautiful things that seem absolutely made for us!

There’s so much allure in sporting something that someone has poured themselves into creating…something unique, something that, in many cases, was stitched or soldered together by an Indie designer’s own hands. This is not to disparage the efforts of mainstream designers whose clothes and accessories are obviously beautiful and well-made. Yet, there’s just something great about a playful daisy or an exotic orchid in a greenhouse full of perfectly-petalled roses. (Forgive the terrible analogy).

I really encourage anyone who’d like to support independent designers, or who’s looking for a spark of colour and creativity to add to their wardrobe, to visit the sites I’ve mentioned above. One more thing I'd like to mention - in alot of cases, these designers aren't just artists, but activists. They create for the sake of making beautiful things, but also for the sake of subversively protesting sweatshops and environmentally unsustainable practices. All the more reason to declare your fashion independence!

Katsai Toile Tunic @ Etsy.com

"Tool T" dress, Luchaworkshop @ Etsy.com

Tea Party Necklace, AlohaDear @Etsy.com

A mod skirt from Nicole Lee Designs @ Etsy.com

Perfect patchwork sweaters from Mod to Modern, @ Indieshopping.com

Owl Screenprint tee, Circular Accessories @ Etsy.com

The Thrill of the Hunt (Cheap Chick)

2007-09-06T04:10:00.000-07:00

That cheap chick would be me. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a patron of such high-end boutiques as the Sally Anne, Value Village, and any garage sale, flea market or consignment store within a five-hundred mile radius. This may seem a little out of place on a blog that claims to cover fashion, since fashion tends to be synonymous with chi-chi designers and the types of retail stores where the clerks glare contemptuously at you for daring to enter into their midst and the clothes seem designed to fit anyone between Paris Hilton and Ashley Olson size.

So…where am I going with this? It’s not really about the cheap – I do well enough for myself to be a patron of Banana Republic, and I am. But there’s just something about the thrill of the hunt when you walk through the doors of a second-hand store into that alluring aroma of mothballs and potpourri. It’s a strange, electric feeling of undiscovered possibilities, of hidden treasures just waiting to be pulled from their hiding places, crammed between hideous gold lame tube tops and frumpy corduroy jumpers and acid-washed jean jackets with bedazzled pockets.

As you run your hand down the fabric, your heart beats faster – what is this? Silk? Its pattern is unique and the garment is well-made, with no signs of rips or stains. Probably discarded by some callous fashionista whose tastes run towards the trendy and the du moment when this particular piece fell from fashion grace. But it’s beautiful and different and new, to you. It’s truly one-of-a-kind, since stacks of it aren’t available at your nearest mall.

My heart swells with pride when I think of some of my greatest thrift store finds. Here are a few of my faves:

A gauzy knee-length skirt in a rich jewel tone perfect for Fall

This heavy wool skirt is perfect with boots on a chilly Fall day

I found this skirt at the Sally Anne. It's 100% silk and flows beautifully...it's like wearing air!

A deep chocolate brown, this butter-soft leather A-line skirt has fabulous texture and structure - all for under 10$!

This blouse is pure, fluid silk - it's so light, cool and beautiful.

I snagged both the cardigan and the tee at the Salvation Army! I love the tee's vibrant colours and its unique, almost Art Deco botanical pattern

I found this blazer at Value Village for a few bucks - it was in perfect condition, fit me perfectly, and its bright, unorthodox colour really brings any outfit to life.

Let's not forget accessories! If you can get past the prospect of sticking your tootsies in someone else's hand-me-down pumps, there's a wealth of well-made shoes with unique details out there. Here are two of my faves:

I snagged these snake-print, strappy leather pumps at the Salvation Army for 2$!

Another thrift-store find! These leather and suede pumps are the epitome of 40's style.

And here's a beautifully embroidered belt with a carved wooden buckle that I picked up at a flea market. Its combination of warm tones and rich neutrals makes it the perfect belt for Fall.

The crowning glory of my second-hand treasures - a 40's-style dress with a flowing, flirty skirt, spaghetti straps that tie in little bows at the shoulders, and butterflies and flowers embroidered like a resplendent Spring garden across the skirt and bodice. Another Value Village find - cost? 10 bucks!

My point? I encourage you to go treasure hunting! Potential troves like Value Village and Salvation Army are too often stigmatized as repositories of hideous 80's shoulder-padded abominations and moth-eaten grandma sweaters.

In reality, they're realms of endless creativity and possibility...they offer you a chance to bring colour and individuality to your wardrobe. So go check'em out, and when you ring up your latest fashion finds at the Salvation Army, you'll also be contributing to a great cause!
Cheers, from the cheap chick!